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Banoreoz

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Banoreozs is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Oreoz & Duel OG bred by highly respected local breeder Honey Sticks Genetics. Banoreoz has a pleasantly sweet & creamy aroma with subtle notes of funk, berry, and pine. Upon inhaling sweet cream and herbaceous flavors will fill your pallet, leaving a lingering sweet aftertaste long after you finish smoking. The effects from this strain come on quickly and leave users with a calming body high matched with a euphoric cerebral buzz. This combination of effects results in a clean and balanced high, perfect for anytime of day.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy. Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack Of Appetite.

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Colorado Cookies

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Colorado Cookies is an Indica dominant cross between Blueberry and Girl Scout Cookies. The nose on this strain is intensely fruity with woody undertones. That frutiness is just as detectable upon inhaling. Sweet berry and tropical fruit will flood your pallet before finishing with an herbaceous earthiness. The high from Colorado Cookies is strong and long lasting, with the majority of the effects felt throughout the body. An overall calming and borderline sedation moves through the body, leaving users with a warm & tingly feeling. A pleasant head high is also to be expected but the confusion or fogginess of some heavy indica strains is unlikely. If you’re looking for a help with sleep or loss of appetite, Colorado Cookies may be the strain for you.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Cotton Candy Cash

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Cotton Candy Cash is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Purple Majic and Quattro Kush bred by the highly respected Ethos Genetics. This is a rare strain known to have a strong nose similar to grape cotton candy drenched in gasoline. The flavor on inhale is less intense and reveals woody undertones and delicious hints of citrus. Cotton Candy Cash’s effects come on quickly and last a good while after smoking. Initially you may end up in a hazy headspace. That haziness dissipates as a more euphoric and giggly buzz takes its place. If you’re not careful, you may find yourself laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling and laughing at the fan.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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Dakini Kush

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Dakini Kush is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Pre-98 Bubba Kush & Hindu Kush. Dakini Kush has a pungently sweet aroma of berries with notes of caramel and herbs. Upon inhaling, you’ll find that berry sweetness combined with herbaceous caramel leaving a lasting impression on your pallet. The high from this tasty strain has been described as uplifting and cerebral at first, with effects coming on quickly. As time passes and the high sets in, the cerebral stimulation will wear down and a more relaxing and calming effect is typical with this indica dominant hybrid. This is a great strain for those having issues with sleep and/or appetite. Dakini Kush stimulates hunger and relaxes the body near sedation.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy. Euphoric, Sleepy, Hungry. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack Of Appetite.

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Jungle Cookies

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Jungle Cookies is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Girl Scout Cookies and Jungle Kush. Be warned, this strain is well known for its heavy and long lasting effects! Jungle Cookies has a floral nose with notes of gas and sweet fruit. Upon inhaling, a sweet nuttiness turns into straight gas on its way out. This strain is a classic example of a creeper. Effects come on very slowly at first. Starting in your head, your high will move slowly throughout every limb until before you know it, you are completely melting into the couch. This is a great strain to ease you into the end of your day.

Typical Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy, Hungry. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia, Lack of Appetite.

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Mandolins

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Mandolins is a hybrid cross between Orange Creamsicle & Pancakes bred locally by Sow-Low Farms Seed Company. While breaking apart buds your nose will be filled with a mouth-watering citrus, tartiness, sweet cream, and the ever popular gas. Upon inhaling your pallet will be filled with an intoxicatingly sweet earthiness with a subtle citrus finish. The high from Mandolins comes on gradually but builds into a strong and well balanced experience. Like many hybrid strains, the initial effects begin in the form of cerebral stimulation. Activating the creative centers in your brain and leaving you with a sense of euphoria. As you enjoy this creative burst, you will begin to feel a calm come over your entire body. This calm will manifest itself in waves until your body is completely relaxed and at ease. The combination of effects will leave you pleasantly calm while also mentally stimulated and full of cerebral energy. This “best of both worlds” high makes Mandolins a great smoke for any time of day.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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Slap N’ Tickle

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Slap N’ Tickle is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between GMO and Grape Pie. Bred by Cannarado Genetics, the lineage alone on this strain makes it worth trying. Cracking a bud of Slap N’ Tickle releases pungent grape tones along with earthy notes and a more subtle coffee. Upon inhaling, that coffee becomes more prominent alongside an equally present grape flavor. The indica lineage and more importantly GMO heritage makes this a powerfully relaxing strain. Plan ahead and stock your home with snacks before having a little Slap N’ Tickle. This strain is a bit of a “creeper”, with effects not fully realized until up to 30 minutes after smoking. Effects typically start simply as heavy eyes and haziness, overtime building to borderline complete sedation. This is a perfect strain to help with any sleep related issues.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Sleepy. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Slurmint IX

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Slur Mint IX is an Indica dominant cross between Slurricane #7 and Slurmint f1 bred by In House Genetics. The nose on this strain is like grapes that have been drenched in gas and then washed, but the gas smell still lingers. Upon inhaling, a soft grape flavor is overshadowed by earthy and floral notes. Slurmint IX’s high comes on quickly and lasts long. Your last hit will barely have left your mouth before you might find yourself losing 20 minutes staring off in deep thought. This is a deeply relaxing strain that can sometimes lead to introspection or more often cottonmouth and the munchies.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Stress, ADHD.

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Sour Bubble OG

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Sour Bubble OG is an Indica dominant strain bred by B.O.G. Seeds by backcrossing a B.O.G. Bubble phenotype three times. The results are an incredibly potent and equally tasty bud. The nose has been described as a balanced aroma of sweet candy and sour fruit. Upon inhaling, notes of bubblegum mix with sweet berries and diesel. As your high sets in you may be surprised by this indicas uplifting effects. Though you should expect an extremely relaxing result from smoking this strain, the initial high tends to be slightly energetic and euphoric. These effects don’t last long as the true indica effects take hold shortly after smoking. As the more relaxing effects set in, it’d be wise to have a landing pad ready. Warm waves of sedation move throughout your entire body, resulting in what can only be described as a full body melt. This is the perfect strain for calming and relaxing the busy body and mind.

Typical Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Anxiety, Pain, Insomnia.

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Wedding Pie

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Wedding Pie is a hybrid Indica dominant cross between Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. An intense aroma of fruity desert, berry, lemon, and gas. On the exhale this smoke packs a lightly spiced fruity flavor with grape and nutty dough. Wedding Pie’s effects can be described as a full body high, effecting your mind and body differently. Your head is overcome with a heavy blizzful buzz, yet your body will be hopelessly locked to the couch. This will leave you feeling relaxed and euphoric. Great for a smoker who enjoys a relaxing high, that’s not too sleepy.

Typical Effects: Happy, Euphoric, Relaxed, Cerebral, Tingly. Common Usage: Stress, Depression, Chronic Pain, Insomnia.

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