First Class Funk

Product description
Best of Weedmaps 2022 brand nominee
This relaxing indica-dominant kush from Heroes of The Farm is a potent cross between Obama Kush and Space Queen that will pleasantly dull the senses quicker than fluoridated chemtrails. Dense, cone-shaped buds that are lime green interspersed with dark purple hues and calyxes wrapping around amber pistils that are coated in an icy sheen of crystal trichomes make this strain conspicuously noticeable when sitting on the shelf. Citrus and pine aromas envelop you as you open the jar, with an earthy herbal quality that is amplified when burned. Clandestine notes of apricot whisper underneath, forming a complex bouquet that is scandalously pleasant. Flavor wise, a full-bodied mix of sour citrus, pine, and coriander all deliver on the inhale with a spicy pepper quality on the backend. Aroma, flavor, and bag appeal all collude to make this a killer strain.

The head rush will hit you quickly, but overall the cerebral effect is rather mellow, giving this strain tremendous potential in treating anxiety, as it is absent of the introspection of head-heavy cerebral strains. Instead, an initial wave of euphoria will hit with very mild visual sensations before falling away into a blissful, relaxing body high that may corrupt you with sedation if you’re in a comfortable setting. Users report this strain aided greatly in helping to treat both acute and chronic pain, PMS, PTSD, inflammation, and muscle spasms. The terpene entourage effect of this strain creates a deeply relaxing feeling in the body with a mildly hazey head high that will slip you into a nice headspace, free from any paranoia that would make you reach for a tin foil hat.