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55 Topsham Fair Mall Rd, Topsham, ME 04086, USABrandywine
Product description
Best of Weedmaps 2022 brand nominee
Bred by Dungeon’s Vault Genetics, this heavy indica-dominant hybrid has it all. Dense nugs that are a darker, olive green with various purple hues and amber hairs, dusted in bright crystal trichomes. A sweet and fruity flavor reminiscent of white grapes is complimented by a noticeably floral bouquet and a subtle, peppery undercurrent.
Brandywine gives you the full experience—a very relaxing effect that’s powerful without being too cerebral. This strain has been shown to relieve stress, depression, and insomnia. After the first inhale, a calming effect almost immediately begins to course through your bloodstream and settle into the limbs, while simultaneously providing an uplifting, mood-enhancing euphoria. Perfect if you want the calming, sedative effects without the energy zap or deep introspection that often accompanies it.
Conspiracy Kush
Product description
Best of Weedmaps 2022 brand nominee
This relaxing indica-dominant kush from Heroes of The Farm is a potent cross between Obama Kush and Space Queen that will pleasantly dull the senses quicker than fluoridated chemtrails. Dense, cone-shaped buds that are lime green interspersed with dark purple hues and calyxes wrapping around amber pistils that are coated in an icy sheen of crystal trichomes make this strain conspicuously noticeable when sitting on the shelf. Citrus and pine aromas envelop you as you open the jar, with an earthy herbal quality that is amplified when burned. Clandestine notes of apricot whisper underneath, forming a complex bouquet that is scandalously pleasant. Flavor wise, a full-bodied mix of sour citrus, pine, and coriander all deliver on the inhale with a spicy pepper quality on the backend. Aroma, flavor, and bag appeal all collude to make this a killer strain.
The head rush will hit you quickly, but overall the cerebral effect is rather mellow, giving this strain tremendous potential in treating anxiety, as it is absent of the introspection of head-heavy cerebral strains. Instead, an initial wave of euphoria will hit with very mild visual sensations before falling away into a blissful, relaxing body high that may corrupt you with sedation if you’re in a comfortable setting. Users report this strain aided greatly in helping to treat both acute and chronic pain, PMS, PTSD, inflammation, and muscle spasms. The terpene entourage effect of this strain creates a deeply relaxing feeling in the body with a mildly hazey head high that will slip you into a nice headspace, free from any paranoia that would make you reach for a tin foil hat.
Die Hard
Product description
Best of Weedmaps 2022 brand nominee
This indica dominant offering from NW Roots is a thrill ride. A cross between CBD-saturated Harlequin and Alien Kush, the bag appeal of Die Hard is on full display: moderately dense, popcorn-shaped nugs with waves of olive green and dark purple and curly, bright orange hairs peeking out from a frosty sheet of white trichomes. This strain will call out for you from the shelf. Open the bag or the jar and you’ll be met with a sweet cherry up front with an earthy, pepper quality that punches through upon closer whiff. Flavors of cinnamon, cherry, and citrus all combine up front, earth and pepper in the middle with a harsh diesel quality on the finish. The kush elements in its lineage come through on this strain in both aroma and flavor, but it’s complimented by a cherry sweetness that rounds out the profile.
This strain is a term beast that will hit you hard and take you for a ride, and might leave you lingering on the couch. The bowl will burn slow, and that slow chunky fizzle will signal exactly what you’re in for. A nice head buzz will creep in slowly after the first toke, and while it doesn’t quite smack you immediately, it does lull you into a subtle, reflective daze that won’t pounce on you or saddle you with introspection, but is heavy enough to be classified as stoney. The body high takes a little while to creep in, but when it does you’ll want to settle in for the long haul. Users report this strain helped aid in treating symptoms of depression, anxiety, and particularly ADHD. Its indica properties and high levels of Myrcene give this strain tremendous potential in helping to treat chronic pain, inflammation, and insomnia. Aroma, flavor, bag appeal, and medicinal properties, Die Hard has it all.
Memberberry
Product description
Best of Weedmaps 2022 brand nominee
This balanced 50/50 hybrid from Ethos Genetics (Skunk Berry x Mandarin Sunset) is everything you’d expect and more: aromas of dark fruit, blueberries, citrus, and skunk all combine to form a bouquet that practically leaps out at you from the jar. Pronounced terps make this a force of flavor that follows the aroma profile: smooth and fruity on the inhale, with a faint earthy citrus in the middle, followed by tart blackberry on the exhale. If the flavors and aroma won’t sell you on this strain, the bag appeal certainly will: smaller, dense, lime green buds with waves of dark purple leaves, and neon orange pistils that are completely coated in sugary white trichomes give this strain a serious bag appeal.
Memberberry is a terp machine, and the entourage effect with its terpenoid content make for an incredibly well-balanced experience that is relaxing for both mind and body. The cerebral effect will hit you first, while the body high will creep in slowly for a long lasting, deeply calming high that won’t leave you anxious or consumed with introspection. An energizing euphoria will grab you at first and take you for a ride before the body high settles into the limbs. Mild visual effects and giggliness are complimented nicely by a long, soothing body high that will sink you into the couch without knocking you out. Users report this strain aided in stimulating appetite and stress relief, as well as treating chronic pain and insomnia. Keep some Memberberry stashed away to impress your friends. Or at least try to. Odds are it won’t last long.
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